Lane Sarasohn - Sample Writings

BEARD-IN- A- MINUTE

Written for "This Just In"
(Moffitt-Lee Productions, ABC)

(COMMERCIAL PARODY)

UP ON: YOUNG GUY IN BEDROOM OR BATHROOM LOOKING IN THE MIRROR AND GETTING READY FOR A BIG DATE - COMBING HIS HAIR, FIXING HIS BOW TIE.

ANNCR VO
First date? Blind date? Why not make a
lasting impression...
CUT TO: CLOSE UP OF COUNTER- TOP AS SPRAY CAN OF BEARD- IN- A- MINUTE "POPS" INTO THE PICTURE.
...with Beard-In-A-Minute.
CUT TO: GUY SPRAY-PAINTING A BEARD ON HIS FACE
It's so easy. You just spray it on.
FLIP WIPE TO: GUY WITH PAINTED-ON BEARD KNOCKING ON HIS DATE'S DOOR. HE'S HOLDING A BOUQUET. A GIRL WITH VERY THICK GLASSES ANSWERS THE DOOR
Looks so natural, she'll never know.
CUT TO: ANOTHER GUY IN AN OFFICE BATHROOM, SPRAYING ON A MOUSTACHE AND GOATEE
Beard-In-A-Minute makes a man look
distinguished, virile, and intelligent. It's the
modern way to groom.
HE SLIPS INTO A NICE SPORTS JACKET AND ADMIRES HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR
And it's made by the makers of Silly String,
so you know it's safe.
CUT TO: OFFICE DOOR BEARING A SIGN THAT SAYS:
WILLIAM FREED, MD, PHD
PSYCHIATRIST
GUY WITH PAINTED-ON GOATEE POKES HIS HEAD OUT AND SAYS:
DR. FREED
Next.
CUT TO: PRODUCT SHOT OF SPRAY CAN OF BEARD-IN-A-MINUTE.
ANNCR VO
Beard-In-A-Minute and now...
EVEN SMALLER SPRAY CAN OF TEN-SECOND-MOUSTACHE "POPS" INTO THE PICTURE
Ten-Second-Moustache. Available
everywhere.
OUT.