Lane Sarasohn -
Sample Writings
CLUB COMMERCIAL
Written for "This Just
In"
(Moffitt-Lee Productions, ABC)
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| (COMMERCIAL PARODY) UP
ON: CLOSE UP OF POLICEMAN SPEAKING
WOODENLY TO CAMERA. AS HE SPEAKS, SHOT
WIDENS
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| OFFICER SCHREBNEK |
| Hello, I am officer Ed Schrebnek. I worry |
| about crime and I'm sure you do, too. That's |
| why I'm here to tell you about a wonderful |
| new product for the purpose of
self-protection |
| I call A Club. |
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| THE SHOT IS NOW WIDE ENOUGH FOR US TO SEE
THAT HE IS HOLDING A BIG HEAVY CLUB LIKE A
CAVEMAN MIGHT POSESS |
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| A Club can be carried in one hand and when |
| properly used can inflict severe bodily
injury. |
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| OFFICER SCHREBNEK IS NOW JOINED BY AN EQUALLY
WOODEN FEMALE POLICE OFFICER CARRYING A BIG
DESIGNER COLOR CLUB WHO ALSO SPEAKS TO CAMERA |
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| FEMALE OFFICER |
| Ed is right. Muggings, rapes, and assaults
are |
| all on the rise, but when you're carrying A |
| Club others are afraid of you. |
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| OFFICER SCHREBNEK |
| Legal in most states... |
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| CUT TO: ART CARD SHOWING
FIVE CLUBS IN PRETTY PASTEL COLORS |
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| OFFICER SCHREBNEK (CONT'D) |
| ...A Club is now available in five designer |
| colors. |
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| INSERT: HEAD SHOT OF OFFICER
SCHREBNEK IN CORNER OF ART CARD |
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| OFFICER SCHREBNEK (CONT'D) |
| So don't be a schlub -- pick up A Club. |
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| ANNOUNCER VO |
| On sale now at B'rer Bear's, Alley Oop's, |
| Bopmarts and Smash & Save. |
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| MATTE: B'RER BEAR'S, ALLEY
OOP'S, BOPMART, SMASH & SAVE |
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