Written for "World's Funniest Videos"
(Vin DiBona Productions, ABC)
1.
"I don't need no stinkin' parachute."
2.
"It's only a small cut. The sharks won't notice."
3.
"I'm pretty sure these mushrooms are edible."
4.
"That dress doesn't make you look fat; you are fat."
5.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Sinatra, you'll just have to wait on line like everyone else."
6.
"Give me the longest bungi cord you've got."
7.
"Boy, oh, boy, did I get a good deal on a pacemaker."
8.
"What a cute little baby rattle snake."
9.
"Don't worry about me -- I've gone over Niagra Falls in a barrel twice before."
10.
"You call that a firing squad?."