Lane Sarasohn - Sample Writings

HEY, OXYGEN MAN

Written for "Not Necessarily the News"
(Moffitt-Lee Productions, HBO)

(COMMERCIAL PARODY)

(RESEMBLES A SPARKLETTES WATER COMMERCIAL)

UP ON: QUICK CUTS OF MALE CAST MEMBER IN WHITE COVERALLS GETTING INTO CAB OF TRUCK LOADED WITH COMPRESSED AIR CYLINDERS, DRIVING OFF.

OXYGEN MAN (VO)
       (TALKS, SINGS WITH BANJO)
Now, everyday when I see the sun,
I jump in my truck and start my run,
Bringing something good right to your door...
WE SEE THE BACK OF THE TRUCK
BEARING LARGE "OXYGEN MAN" LOGO
CUT TO: FRONT OF MODEST SUBURBAN HOUSE. HOUSEWIFE AND HER MOTHER, IN BATHROBES BREATHE THROUGH WET HANKIES, ANXIOUSLY AWAITING THE OXYGEN MAN. THEY SEE HIM AND WAVE
Most folks light up when they see me,
'Cause they're as happy as can be -
They don't have to hold their breath no
             more...
CUT TO: OXYGEN MAN CARRIES A TANK OF OXYGEN TO THE WOMAN AND HER MOTHER
CUT TO: MALE NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR, COUGHING AT HIS DOORWAY, LOOKS OVER
CUT TO:WOMEN HAPPILY BREATHING OXYGEN THROUGH MASKS AS OXYGEN MAN WAVES AND DRIVES OFF
OXYGEN MAN (VO - CONT'D)
For air that's pure and air that's good,
Not like that air in your neighborhood,
Dial 555-seven-six-oh-four...
ANNOUNCER VO
Or you can just holler...
MALE NEIGHBOR RUNS OUT INTO STREET AFTER OXYGEN MAN TRUCK AND YELLS WITH REVERB
MALE NEIGHBOR
Hey, Oxygen Man!!!
THE TRUCK STOPS, THE MAN RUNS TOWARDS IT
ANNOUNCER (VO)
Oxygen Man, the official oxygen of the 1984
Los Angeles Olympics.
MATTE: "OXYGEN MAN" LOGO,       "Official Oxygen of the '84 Olympics"
FADE